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PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING !!!!
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Number of physicians in the U.S. = 700,000 |
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Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year = 120,000 (AMA) |
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Accidental deaths per physician = 0.171 (U.S. Dept. Health Human Services) |
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Number of gun owners in the U.S. = 80,000,000 |
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Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all groups) = 1500 |
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Accidental deaths per gun owner = 0.0000188 |
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Statistically, doctors are approximately 9000 times more dangerous than gun
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FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor. Please
alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this
gets out of hand ! |
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NOTE: As a Public Health Measure, I have withheld the stats on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid. | ||||
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